Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Win a Hughes Mini Helmet!

 



Someone with too much time on their hands had an idea. Put together a Hughes League Trivia Contest and give away an EHFL mini helmet for the top prize. Seems like a fun way to get ready for the season. So here we are!

The details... below you will find 20 Hughes League-related multiple choice questions. Some appear to be easy, others not so much. Below those are three bonus questions. Your challange is as follows:

Answer all the 20 questions correctly and win the helmet shown above and the everlasting respect of your fellow degenerates owners. 

Answer all 20 questions correctly PLUS the bonus questions and win the helmet and a refund of your league fees for 2026 plus the respect blah, balh, blah.

👉If nobody answers all 20 correctly, the person with the most correct answers will win a rather dubious consolation prize, a package of peanut butter-cheese crackers and $10 in waiver cash. 


If nobody f'ing enters the contest, which I suspect is the most likely outcome 😒, I'm taking the waiver cash (and the damn crackers) for myself. 

The answers to all the questions can be found either in the Yearbook or among the websites I built/fixed over the summer which can be reached by clicking the Yearly Bests and Websites link over to the right. 

Please submit your answers via email (commishbob@gmail.com) with the question number and your letter choice for your answer. Let's make the deadline the day prior to the draft, September 6th. In the event of a tie, earliest email wins. 

Good luck and here we go!

A) Which of these was never an actual EHFL franchise:

  1. Oakland Bay Queens
  2. St. Louis Cardinals
  3. Miami Blizzard
  4. Denver Avalanche
  5. Chile Connection
  6. Newark Bears
  7. Manila Folders

B) The first draft pick in EHFL history was:

  1. Earl Campbell
  2. Dan Fouts
  3. David Overstreet
  4. Wendell Tyler
  5. Tommy Kramer
C) Which frannchise was the first to win two Hughes Bowl games?
  1. Giants
  2. Heroes
  3. Strawmenn
  4. Holes
  5. Sticks
  6. Flyers
D) Which franchise was the first to win three titles?

  1. Giants
  2. Holes
  3. Strawmenn
  4. Heroes
  5. Flyers
  6. Sticks

E) Which owner was not in the league for our first draft (be careful here)?
  1. Sam Kelner
  2. Jim Nichols
  3. Gary Hamman
  4. Steve Heinan
  5. Mike Andrich
F) Dan Marino won six Hughes Bowls as a starter, who is second with five (be careful here as well)?
  1. Mark Duper
  2. Mark Clayton
  3. Drew Brees
  4. Mark Duper AND Mark Clayton (tie)
  5. Tony Gonzalez
G) Which of these combinations have TWELVE Hughes Bowls losses between them?
  1. Heroes and Nationals
  2. Heroes and Blizzard
  3. Flyers and Strawmenn
  4. Nationals and Flyers
  5. Giants and Nationals
  6. Flyers and Heroes
H) Two of these players were involved in the first player-for-player EHFL trade. You must get both correctly for credit:
  1. Dan Fouts
  2. Rich Caster
  3. Earl Campbell
  4. Earl Cooper
  5. Charles White
  6. Danny White
  7. Bert Jones
I) Which franchise has won four 'Triple Crowns' (Most wins, Best PPG, Hughes Bowl win)?
  1. Holes
  2. Flyers
  3. Nationals
  4. Blizzard
  5. Bombers
J) Which franchise has never won the 'Triple Crown'?
  1. Giants
  2. Flyers
  3. Heroes
  4. Blizzard
  5. Holes
K) The Giants won three HBs in a row from 2019 thru 2021. Which two franchises have back-to-back titles?
  1. Nats and Blizzard
  2. Sticks and Attica
  3. Nats and Heroes
  4. Nats and Flyers
  5. Blizzard and Bombers
L) Which of these players has been in a starting lineup for FIVE Hughes Bowl games:
  1. Peyton Manning
  2. Stephone Paige
  3. Mark Clayton
  4. Mark Duper
  5. Randall Cunningham
M) Our first season on Myfantasyleague.com was
  1. 1999
  2. 2001
  3. 2003
  4. 2005
  5. None of the above

N) Our last season of TD/Kicker scoring was:
  1. 1999
  2. 2001
  3. 2003
  4. 2005
  5. None of the above

O) Whose suggestion was it to draft/claim NFL franchises to use as an EHFL team's waiver pool?

  1. McCallum
  2. Bobby
  3. Kuhlmann
  4. The Commish
  5. Keith
P) Steve was our first 'long distance' draft participant. We communicated with him during the draft using which of these?
  1. A string and two tin cans
  2. A speaker phone and Ma Bell long distance
  3. A Ouija board
  4. A cellphone the size of a shoebox
  5. A speaker phone and a WATS line
  6. The Amazing Kreskin
Q) Who is the only owner to win the 2nd Season contest in back-to-back years?
  1. Dan
  2. James
  3. Keith
  4. Rick
  5. Jack
R) Which of these was never a franchise nickname?
  1. Doves
  2. Rebels
  3. Raiders
  4. Sling
  5. Ironmen
  6. Islanders
S) Same question...Which of these was never a franchise nickname?
  1. Knights
  2. Knightriders
  3. Who
  4. Twins
  5. Organs
  6. Knives
T) In the season Keith won his first title, he set a record that held up through the end of the TD/Kicker scoring Era. What was that record?
  1. Most trades in one season.
  2. Highest season PPG.
  3. Highest playoff game score.
  4. Fewest regular season wins by a championship team. 
  5. Most lunches lost waiting for the Hughes Bowl results. 
Bonus Question #1....

In the year we had our only undefeated team, we also had our only non-winning team (1980 not included). What is the year, who was the non-winning owner and what was unique about that season? 

Bonus Question #2....

Which franchise was among the first two to score 100+ points in a game and was also involved in the first game in which both teams scored 100+ ponts?

Bonus Question #3....

What non-owner was on-hand the year we drafted at Barry's Pizza and immediately took over Pogge's franchise when someone (not me) told Joe's girlfriend to GTFO? (edited for clarity)









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