Weak Five

 

I've never been one to draft with bye weeks in mind and sometimes I get lucky, sometimes I don't. But either way, they are a pain in the butt. I wonder why the NFL can't balance them out more. Why are six teams off in Weeks 12 and 14 and nobody sits out Week 8?  

League Stuff... Looks like things are sorting out after five weeks. But the ‘sorting out’ doesn’t mean it's becoming clearer. The Flyers have rebounded from a crap first week and have won four straight. I’m not getting too smug, though. I watched a lot of football this past weekend and kept seeing players getting carted off… the Scofield Mafia took a hit with both the Nats and Pirates falling short. The Rbacks and Holes are on two-game win streaks and now the Barenholtz is up for grabs. Over in the Kuhlmann the Strawmenn flexed some muscle with 124 points, just a fraction off the Sticks total topping the league. Draw your own conclusions. 

Not a full-blown research project but a quick observation... I went back over the last five years and looked at scoring for the eventual champ through five weeks. What I found was interesting (at least I think so). Note that the numbers refer to total points scored.

2019..Giants were 5th in scoring, 40 points below the league leader. 

2020..Giants were 9th in scoring, 40 points below the league average in total points.

2021..Giants were 3rd in scoring and well above the league average.

2022..Blizzard were 6th in scoring thru 5 weeks.

2023..Strawmenn were 6th in scoring.

They all went on to win the Hughes Bowl. Never Give Up! Never Surrender!

Updates/Research/Corrections/Trivial Stupid Stuff:

I referenced last week when all teams in a division were at or above .500 in the final standings. The reference was made to the wrong team. It wasn't the Strawmenn from 1991 (they weren't even in the Wice Division) although they did come back from 0-4 to 7-7 as stated. The correct info is the 1990 Wice Division and the Blizzard were the team that bounced back to 7-7, had the best PPG, but missed the playoffs. Here is the graphic again (in a clearer version)...

But looking at that I wondered if there had been other instances of a division having all .500 or better clubs. Turns out there have been four.

1990 Wice as referenced above was the only example across the first 23 seasons of the league. 

In 2003 the Barenholtz Division had all four teams, not just at .500, but above .500!

16 years later and we have the next example. In 2019 it was the Kuhlmann Division with four winning teams.

The very next year, 2020, had another full division of teams with winning records. This one probably gets an asterisk since we were in our brief four divisions of three teams mode. But still. 

You probably noticed that three of the divisions had a team shown in green. That green color indicates Hughes Bowl losing clubs. Interestingly none of the teams in these divisions went on to win the big game. Italicized teams were Wildcard clubs. 

I don't know if any of that means anything but I found it interesting. I have another research project that I will feature in a week or two.

Three unique versions of one of the great songs of the 70s. Hell, one of the great songs, period. Enjoy.

We welcomed in a brand new baby granddaughter yesterday (Monday, the 7th). Aida Jane Glusberg checked in at 7 pounds after an arduous pregnancy that saw her Mama hospitalized for two months. She's doing great despite some early breathing problems that had her on a CPAP for 24 hours. Hopefully, she'll be home with her brother and moms by the end of the week. 

Ellis can't wait to meet her new cousin!

Week Four

 

Padilla's email on Sunday looking for trades (and expressing disgust with his team) got me thinking. Has an 0-4 team ever rebounded and made the playoffs? So I dug through our old MFL leagues this morning, the kind of research project I enjoy. 

What I found was pretty interesting. First of all, I only went back through 2003 which is when we went online at MFL. As I clicked back through time I found the same result, season after season... 0-4 led to buying a ticket to watch the Hughes playoffs. I almost stopped as I got to the mid-2000s since it seemed like a lost cause. A few teams, the Sticks in 2022 and the Heroes in 2021 were able to move into contention at least with 6-8 records. Four other teams had ended up at 5-8 in our 13-game schedule days. But none of them had made the playoffs. 

But I kept going and finally arrived at 2004. The late, unlamented S'Rats had started with four losses and finished at 4-9. And the Nationals had started 0-4 and gone on to...wait, they WON THE TITLE!?!? Seriously?

Indeed they did. The 2004 Syracuse Nationals have the honor of owning the best in-season turnaround in league history. Here are some screenshots from the 2004 site with the numbers. 

The Week Four Standings:

The Final Standings (Week 13):

The Nats' Road to Glory:

And a deeper dive into some numbers. Check out the Power Rank and All Play Percentage. 

Adding to the fun here is the fact that the Nats won the Hughes Bowl with their tie-break player points after they and the Giants ended up at 79-all! If you go back and check the Championship Hughes News you can read more about the Nats unreal season. That Hughes Bowl remains our only 'regulation time' tie in a title game. Here is the Hughes Bowl box score:

What's the lesson here? It's obvious... the odds are long against making miracle comebacks once you stubble off to a lousy September but it is not impossible!

Sidenote... It takes a lot of work to dig through records of seasons before 2004, all of those are in .pdf format now and there is a lot of 'clicking' involved but I'm going to try to go back as far as our first head-to-head season od 1081 and see if anyone else has done what the '04 Nats did. 

UPDATE... 

It wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. I dug through the league archives and here is what I found;

34 teams have started the season 0-4 since 1981.

5 teams rallied to finish at .500 or better. 

• 1990 Blizzard finished 7-7
• 1991 Strawmenn finished 7-7
• 1994 Giants finished 6-6-1
• 2002 Flyers finished 7-6 
• 2004 Nats finished 7-6

Of those five, 3 made the playoffs... the '91 Strawmenn and '02 Flyers had WildCard slots but lost. The 2004 Nats, well, you already know about them. 

Some other oddities I found. The Bay Queens (Pogge's one-year team that became Paz' Blizzard) started 0-4 in 1982 and finished 0-8 in a strike-shortened season. The '95 Flyers opened 0-6(!) and went 6-1 the rest of the way and finished as the league's top-scoring team. Not good enough for a WC spot though. The '90 Blizzard club listed above was part of a rare occurrence...each of the four Wice Division teams finished at .500 or above. Here is the final division standings for them:

What you can't see is that the Blizz were tied for the highest PPG in the league that year. Unfortunately, they had the 2nd highest Points Against. Fantasy football is a crazy pursuit, yes?

The bottom line seems to be that it's not impossible to come back from a terrible start, but it ain't easy. 

League Stuff... It's nice to see some trades being made. As commish, I hold approval over trades but I have never vetoed one. It would have to be obvious collusion for me to ever do that. My feeling is that there is no 'perfect' trade. One team usually has the edge but so much depends on circumstances like team needs, how different owners value different players or positions, and on and on. Let There Be Movement!!

I love this song...

Live studio concert version.....

My pixie spending her birthday haul at the Disney Store. I wish I knew football players half as well as she knows Disney Princesses. She's the Ken Jennings of Disney Princess movies.

Week Three...

 

With Week 3 in the books, we can begin to draw a few... 

The standings show us two unbeaten teams... and they are both owned by the Scofield Gang©...if their form holds it sets up an interesting Week 6 family clash between the Pirates and Nats... the Bombers are the top-scoring club and their consistency bodes well for them...the Flyers are right behind them but that is due in large part completely to their freakish total this past week... I don't know about you but I'm surprised at the three 0-3 clubs... but I shouldn't be. The Strawmenn and Rbacks have taken serious injury hits while the Legends are the victim of bad fantasy luck. Their scores are trending up and that would bode* well in a long season but the 14-week fantasy year doesn't look kindly at bad starts...

One of my favorite things to do with the league site is check the Weekly Summary chart. It is under the Scores dropdown on the top menu. (Link here) That's where I noticed that the Legends have outscored a couple of 2-1 clubs. How many times over 45 years have I said that luck plays a huge role in fantasy football? The schedule and injuries can wreck a good club. James has had more points scored against him than any other club (and it's not very close). Ain't no defense in fantasy. On that Summary page, you can switch to view Potential Points (best possible lineups). That's always a good way to feel bad about yourself. 

Random Thoughts: since nobody reads this anyway... The Flyers' 162-point total isn't that unusual as we've averaged one 160+ point score every season over the last decade... why are there two Monday night games? Doesn't that split the ratings and lower ad revenue? It just seems counter-productive... we've had two, count 'em, TWO trades so far this season... I'm gonna faint... I moved the Chat module to a more prominent place on the site... I hope you use it. Nobody comments here very often (that's a huge understatement) but maybe some will be encouraged to drop some wisdom in the chat module... Looks like I was right about Sam Darnold, he's thriving in that Viking offense. I regret trading him and did almost as soon as I dealt him... I vowed not to chase 'last week's points' this year but I make the same vow every year, and I never stick to it. Never... I've been thinking of shaking up the division alignments and/or the schedule next year (if there is a next year). Thoughts welcome. 

Finally, here's a fun list. These are the highest-scoring Free Agent weeks in our history. You can toss out half of them as they came during our playoffs and we had no playoff waivers until a couple of seasons ago. I wish I could go back and see what the bidding was the week following each performance that came during the regular season.  

Rank	Player	MFL	Year	Week	Pts
1	Harrison, Jerome CLE RB	-	2009	15	47.00
2	Volek, Billy TEN QB	-	2004	15	46.00
3	Fitzpatrick, Ryan TBB QB	-	2018	1	45.00
4	Holcomb, Kelly BUF QB	-	2004	12	40.00
5	Hurts, Jalen PHI QB	-	2020	15	40.00
6	Volek, Billy TEN QB	-	2004	14	39.00
7	Henne, Chad MIA QB	-	2011	1	39.00
8	Foles, Nick PHI QB	-	2018	16	39.00
9	McCown, Josh CLE QB	-	2015	5	38.00
10	Claypool, Chase PIT WR	-	2020	5	38.00

I did check to see the Fitzpatrick saga for 2018. After FitzMagic's sterling Week 1 performance, he was nabbed by the Pirates for $41 and started in Weeks 2 & 3 with fairly nice results but got hurt and sat a month or so. Portland cut him during that time and he landed with the Sticks. BTW...I tend to think of Fitzpatrick as an old fart but he wasn't born until a couple of years after this league was!

EDIT..I looked at Chase Claypool for 2020. The Heroes had drafted him in the 15th round. He had a good week sandwiched between two lousy ones and Hogan let him go in Week 4, the Steelers bye. He went off in Week 5 of course and the Bombers won him with a $210 bid! They traded him to the Rbacks for a 2021 3rd rounder after six pretty productive weeks. Unfortunately for Dave, Claypool fell off the cliff and finished the year with a couple of single-digit games. 

*=I used 'bode' twice in the same paragraph. What do I win?

Happy Birthday Little Pixie!!

It's been far too long since I dropped some Leningrad Cowboys!

Week Two

 

Welcome to the Week Two postmortem. It was a fairly interesting week as we began to see trends emerge and teams either recover from Week One disappointment or dig themselves into deeper holes. More on that in a bit but first...

The Case Of The Missing Lineup

We had a lineup snafu this past weekend so it's a good time to review how I handle situations like that. If you go to the Rules page (linked here) and scroll to the 'Positions' paragraph you will see the regulation covering these situations. It says I will fill in a lineup for any owner who has an emergency using the recommendations on Fantasy Sharks' page. 

We haven't had a team play without a lineup since early in our first season. As a commish, I really don't want that to happen again if I can help it. If I see that you have not turned in a lineup once the early Sunday block begins I will assume you have an emergency and do it for you. I don't know if Fantasy Sharks is good or bad but I do know they are tied to MFL so a suggested optimal lineup is just a click away.

Having said all that, keep these things in mind...

-I don't spend time with league stuff (or the NFL for that matter) on Sundays the way I used to. I will check my game using an app but I may not see a missing lineup right away. I believe it was close to halftime before I saw the issue on Sunday. 

-I will make attempts to reach you before I jump in. And this is where I screwed up on Sunday. I was trying to text the owner using an old phone number. I have the correct one (I even had a text conversation with him a week ago!) but I was out and about and none of that clicked with me until an hour had passed. 

-If you are on the other end of this situation, i.e. the opposing owner, keep in mind I'm trying to make things work. There isn't much on the line in the Hughes League and we're just having fun. A shout-out goes to the owner on the other side of Sunday's deal who had no problem with losing what could have been a 'walkover'.

Site Stuff:

• The Live Scoring page should be working as expected. I had the 'scoreboard' graphic linked to last year's site for a bit during Week One.
• The useful in-season modules like the Monday Report, Team Sked, Lineup Submission,  and Current Waiver Claims have been restored to the front page of the site. I tinker with these from time to time so if you don't see what you're looking for just check around.
• In the EHFL Links module, I replaced the First Hughes News with the listing of all Hughes Bowl-winning team lineups. I need to clean that one up a bit but I enjoy that sort of stuff.
• I'm going to try and get to a waiver bidding 'explainer' at some point in the next few weeks. Haven't had the time recently. 

And now a bit about Week Two:

Things always come into focus a bit after two weeks. These are some random observations of mine (your mileage may vary)... the Scofield clan is undefeated and the guys have the two top-scoring teams at this early juncture. Saltwater Power!... if David didn't have bad luck he wouldn't have any luck at all... although McCaffery going on IR isn't the most shocking thing to ever happen... Speaking of bad luck, the Legends lost their tight end (Evan Engram) with a warmup injury that wasn't announced until nearly game time (if at all). With any warning, James could have swapped in Hunter Henry and had a win... average points per team jumped from 92 in Week 1 to 95 in Week 2. Last season the jump was 21 points(!) from 84 to 105. The Week 2 jump of this year and last breaks a trend going back through at least 2018 of points dropping off in Week 2. I have no idea what to make of it... We had a trade last week. I wish we had more of them although I realize that the inability to include future picks in a deal doesn't help. OTOH.. when you could trade future picks we hardly had any deals either... 

The Stones do Waylon!

The late, great George Carlin and his classic take on Baseball vs Football. Always worth a watch

Someone is having fun!

Here's my grandson, Leo (aka The Prince), from Evanston. He's social media averse but I have permission to post his pics sparingly. 

He was promoted to Junior Firefighter when a fire crew arrived the day my daughter's house had a gas line leak. Leo was damn proud of that sticker! LOL

Week One Done

 

Padilla said it in an email Tuesday morning. I've said it almost annually as long as I've been doing newsletters, and it's a fact of fantasy football life...your team is neither as good nor as bad as it appeared after this past weekend. Unless of course, your last name is Andrews. In that case, you can just flip the f'ing switch. Pass the jelly, you're toast.

The first Blind Bid waiver session concludes tonight. At this point, about an hour before it cycles, I have three guys in the hopper but I have no idea if I did it right and I can only hope I get someone. How pathetic am I? I'm the commish. I made the settings and have no idea how to best put in bids correctly. 

Not much newsworthy happening. So here are some pictures of my granddaughter being silly while eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch today.

Yup, Comfortably Numb. That's me/

Week One

 A few quick reminders and notes as Week 1 creeps closer...

--First Come First Served waivers will run through Thursday afternoon. Once it ends the next waiver window is a bidding window that will process next Wednesday evening. The League Calendar is your friend.

--There are Thursday and Friday night games this week. I'm not going to post this reminder every week as by now every fantasy player in America is aware of how the NFL schedule works. But I figured I'd kickstart the Weekly Updates with the observation that a team was caught short at least once last season because they failed to turn in a lineup before the Thursday lineup and found themselves in a jam on Sunday.

As I type there are four teams without a lineup and three of them have Thursday players. 

 Other Stuff...

--It dawned on me why the Zoom attendees couldn't see me on Monday night when I first opened the meeting. My laptop had a slider that closes and opens the camera. I had it closed. LOL

--The Saints have now changed Taysom Hill from a QB back to a TE. MFL's policy is that they don't change a player's position once the season starts. I don't know if they consider the season to have started yet but no matter, I've switched him to TE. In these situations, I just try to do what makes sense. This is a rare circumstance and if another one comes up at some point in the future I'll try to use the same logic. 

See ya on the other side of Week One's games. 

The Circle of Life

 

Well, our 45th Annual Hughes League Draft has come and gone. First things first...a big Thanks! goes out to Mike and Lynne for hosting again. Great food and good company made for a fun evening. It was nice having Jim and Rick beaming in from the East Coast. My goal is to have everyone 'live' for a draft. Maybe next year. While sometimes it felt like it was dragging, we went just a shade over three hours which is just about the usual length of our drafts. 

Here is the UH contingent from last night at Mike's. We made James take the photo since he refused to be associated with a school with such a shitty football team. 

We had our usual tech issues, some of which were caused by the fact that many of our owners probably find operating a toaster too advanced. Or don't read my emails. Or both. The rest of the issues stem from me not knowing what I'm doing half the time. But we overcame them all. I thought the PrimeTime Draft application worked well once everyone accessed it :::cough:::Jimmy:::cough::: It's made to be used with a true live draft with everyone in the room and the board shown on a big screen but it works fine in our situation. The only issue I see is that the remote use causes a delay in the selection popping up for everyone. But that isn't a dealbreaker and I think the $25 is money well spent. 

And how about a round of applause for Jack Scofield? He drafted coming directly off a work shift on his ship in the Canary Islands (above*) which was immediately preceded by an air trip from Boston via Atlanta and Madrid. That is dedication! 👏

*=Jack sent me this pic of the view from his ship. I deleted the random Canary Island shot I'd used. 

League Stuff...

---First Come First Served waivers are open as of this morning. It ends Thursday at 5 p.m. Central. At that point, your roster is your roster for the weekend. There is no blind bidding this week. Sidenote... I tried to add my kicker using one of the MFL apps while walking my dog and somehow ended up with a random Steelers wideout. 🙄 That's been rectified. Those phone apps are fine for checking scores and other mundane tasks but doing adds/drops always seems like a risk. YMMV

---It doesn't seem that I should have to explain this at this point but I will anyway...we start the following:

• 1 QB
• 1 RB
• 2 WR
• 1 TE
• 1 K and...
• 2 Flex players who can be any combo of RB/WR/TE.

---Please log into the league and let me know if you have any issues. Here is the link:

https://www47.myfantasyleague.com/2024/home/44355

---Players are locked in or out of lineups once their game kicks off. 

Late edit... I probably shouldn't schedule the FA window for early on a weekday. Working folks (the three of you) are at a disadvantage with that. I don't remember when or why I switched the time (our calendar events generally carry over year-to-year) but I'm sure I had a good reason. I'll try to remember to adjust it next year. 

And Finally...

I think that covers everything. Good Luck to everyone this season. I plan on doing the vast majority of my communication through this news blog. I will email when I post something. You can also check the league site as I post the date of the latest news update under the banner.